look a t my fucking hair its ? mess
wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face
the parent trap: modern au
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once
On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Aw, look at the way he melts the second he catches Cas’ eye. Dean, baby, you are adorable.
omg, omg, omg. I just noticed that. This is toooooooooooo cute. DEAN YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER.
Did you notice the way Cas shakes his head like ‘not here Dean..’ they’re just too cute
This is one of those moments that’s really fun to break down into gifs. (And by “fun,” I mean “excruciating.”)
"Of course, he does tend to romanticize things a bit, but then, you know…"
long pause, WINK, look at John, look at John, look away
"He’s a romantic…"
John’s not sure what to make of it (but Mary sure as hell knows). He can’t look at Sherlock, so…
smile at the wife! yes! romantic! that’s romantic. it’s a wedding, I just got married, of course he called me a romantic.
omg did he seriously call me a romantic why do i want to cry right now
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*