*Fill with interesting and witty comments about self*
DAYUM GURL, YOU FINE.
2 hours ago on August 20th | J | 473,568 notes
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heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 

1 day ago on August 19th | J | 151,992 notes
generalbriefing:

quickhits:

Texas anti-gay leader Jonathan Saenz’s ex-wife left him for another woman.

Welp

generalbriefing:

quickhits:

Texas anti-gay leader Jonathan Saenz’s ex-wife left him for another woman.

Welp

1 day ago on August 19th | J | 109,383 notes

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

1 day ago on August 19th | J | 37,248 notes
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

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earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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nayx:

i run my fingers through my own hair and i grab my own ass

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ireallyhatecornnuts:

icarusing:

desert bluffs uses comic sans pass it on

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myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

2 days ago on August 18th | J | 70,114 notes