*Fill with interesting and witty comments about self*
DAYUM GURL, YOU FINE.
callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 315,022 notes

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 144,521 notes
kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 162,243 notes
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

Anonymous

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 177,311 notes

The King.

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23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 103,739 notes

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 39,245 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 215,587 notes

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 471,105 notes
dude just wait until the banjo drops
my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 195,401 notes

blowing-dean:

deaaanstiel:

nekosmuse:

Aw, look at the way he melts the second he catches Cas’ eye.  Dean, baby, you are adorable.

omg, omg, omg. I just noticed that. This is toooooooooooo cute. DEAN YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

Did you notice the way Cas shakes his head like ‘not here Dean..’ they’re just too cute

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 101,531 notes
I'm not sure if you've touched upon it yet (just ignore if you have already!) but in TSo3, when Sherlock's saying something about John romanticizing things on his blog and then kinda looks away and says, "But then, you know...he's a romantic", just the look on his face it's so, I dunno, I can't describe it. Any thoughts?

Anonymous

deducingbbcsherlock:

This is one of those moments that’s really fun to break down into gifs. (And by “fun,” I mean “excruciating.”)

"Of course, he does tend to romanticize things a bit, but then, you know…"

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long pause, WINK, look at John, look at John, look away

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"He’s a romantic…"

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John’s not sure what to make of it (but Mary sure as hell knows). He can’t look at Sherlock, so…

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smile at the wife! yes! romantic! that’s romantic. it’s a wedding, I just got married, of course he called me a romantic.

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omg did he seriously call me a romantic why do i want to cry right now

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 3,561 notes

billywigins:

inspired by [x]

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 5,398 notes

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 401,527 notes
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amazingdanissexy:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*

amazingdanissexy:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 106,193 notes