*Fill with interesting and witty comments about self*
DAYUM GURL, YOU FINE.

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

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thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

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darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

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sherlockedwatson:

snarrylock:

superwholockianism:

fixed it.

*SCREAMING*

I spit out my coffee.

sherlockedwatson:

snarrylock:

superwholockianism:

fixed it.

*SCREAMING*

I spit out my coffee.

7 hours ago on July 29th | J | 4,440 notes
reverseracist:

ENOUGH

reverseracist:

ENOUGH

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hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

18 hours ago on July 28th | J | 229,509 notes